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Currently Reading: "Guardian" by Alex London

Fanfiction: "C’est Magnifique, mais ce n’est Pas la Guerre: c'est de la Folie" (Homestuck) by composer

holy fuckdamn you guys i dont care what the hell you ship you need to read that fanfic right now not optional its the best in the world just telling ya

narcotic:

i do not care about highschool or getting involved or making memories i want to pass my classes and get the fuck out

(Source: misfitsexual)

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

(Source: thejadedkiwano)

agirlcalledfrost asked:

OH OH OH PLEASE TELL US A BOARDING SCHOOL STORY PRETTY PLEASE

ofgeography:

so my school had this thing called “senior skip day,” except that senior skip day didn’t exist and every year the administration sent out emails in the spring that were like DON’T FUCKIN SKIP CLASS OR YOU WILL RECEIVE RESTRICTION (restriction was like, my boarding school’s equivalent of detention where instead of staying after school you had to go to bed early and help stuff envelopes advertising the summer program until your hands were BLOODIED AND CRIPPLED BY CARPAL TUNNEL) and every year the seniors were like YOLO THEY CAN’T PUNISH ALL OF US!!!!!

  • spoiler alert: yes they can? THEY ALWAYS CAN.
  • 200 years of american high school and teenagers still think that there is a cap limit on kids in detention and that you can leave after 15 minutes if the teacher doesn’t show up.

anyway, my senior year, we all got together and nattered at each other until some brave soldier (i feel like it was my friend paula but WHO KNOWS) was like “OK SENIOR SKIP DAY IS THIS THURSDAY!!!! NOBODY GO TO CLASS OR UR A SCAB.”

  • she didn’t say scab because she’s not from the 1920s and we aren’t newsies, though this story would be way more interesting if we were
  • what she said was “YOLO THEY CAN’T PUNISH ALL OF US!!!!!”
  • except not yolo because it was 2009 and drake hadn’t been invented yet except as a dear sweet boy in a wheelchair.

we also used this email system to communicate with one another that has very deeply informed the way i understand email and which probably makes it very frustrating to be my friend and receive emails that have subject lines like “URGENT” and then just 42 links to the same florida georgia line youtube video.

  • I’M NOT ASHAMED, but in that way where like i kind of AM ashamed so i’m really aggressively NOT ashamed? 

so the day of reckoning rolls around and my alarm goes off at 8 (class started at 8:05 but i liked to PLAY WITH FIRE when it came to being late; my mom actually asked the school to stop emailing her when i was a sophomore because i was late so often that their rote “Mrs. Ofgeography we are emailing you to say—” was CLOGGING UP HER INBOX and she was like “i GET IT MY CHILD IS THE MOST BORING MISCREANT OF ALL TIME.”) and i looked at my roommate elle and she looked at me and went, “you going?”

"hell no," i said. "YOLO. they can’t punish all of us."

elle, who was far prettier and far cooler than i was with the notable exception of her obsession with tswift’s “love story” and her tendency to look at the endangered species list and cry sometimes during study hall, quickly bizounced across the street to this shopping center thing where all the cool kids smoked in secret where huge trucks dropped off clothes for the Dress Barn. i think there were also tennis courts nearby. more importantly there was this chinese food delivery place and a lil restaurant that made HELLA BAGELS.

  • WHAT KIND OF BAGELS?
  • FUCKIN
  • HELLA.

off goes elle! meanwhile i’m like, “yessssss i’m gonna use senior skip day to watch 14 hours of tv shows and eat frozen peanut butter bars that i stole from the dining hall! I’M GONNA LIVE LIKE I’M 23 ALONE IN CHICAGO ON A WEEKEND WHEN MY ONLY PLAN IS TAKEOUT AND CUDDLING WITH THE FAUX-SNOW-LEOPARD BLANKET I WILL ONE DAY SURELY OWN.” 

of course, during this time the administration was continuing to send out emails that reminded us with increasing urgency that senior skip day was NOT A THING and that we were ALL GETTING RESTRICTION if we didn’t get our STUPID ASSES TO CLASS, GODDAMNIT, WE ARE NOT RUNNING A CIRCUS HERE. 

but i was like! yolo, motherfuckers!!! i already got into college, YOU CAN’T TOUCH ME.

at some point during the day elle and our friend ginna came back to the room with takeout from the chinese delivery place and we sat on our floor eating it and probably watching veronica mars or looking at the endangered species list and crying.

all of a sudden, elle said, “guys shut up, guys shut up, GUYS SHUT UP,” and ginna and i were like, “WHAT we have a LOT to SAY about FRIED FUCKING DUMPLINGS, ELLE," and elle said, "did you hear that?"

"hear what?"

that!”

'that' was the sound of one of our dorm moms, mrs. f, knocking on doors and saying things like, “IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR BUTTS TO CLASS IN 5 MINUTES YOU'RE ON CATEGORY 4 RESTRICTION FOREVER.” elle quickly scampered up our raised beds to hide in the corner, where a tiny human like elle could actually hide from view; i leapt immediately into what we called a closet but was basically a cubby with a flap that was DEFINITELY not meant for a 5'8” individual with knobby as hell knees.

our door, which was never locked because we both hated the effort of typing in the lock code, opened. mrs. f said, “mollyhall?”

i held my breath. 

  • i should add here that i seemed to be operating on like a scooby-doo level of logic where basically i thought that she was somehow NOT ALLOWED to investigate?
  • like, if she can’t see me, there is NO POSSIBLE WAY that she could prove i’m in here, right?
  • she’ll just poke her head in and be like oH GOSH NO KIDS HERE and leave!!

you can see the flaw in my logic.

mrs. f sighed. “mollyhall, i know you’re in here, i literally heard your voice ten seconds ago.”

  • there’s no WAY she guesses i’m in the closet!!!

"mollyhall, i know you’re in the closet."

  • NO YOU DON’T
  • I AM SCHRÖDINGER’S SENIOR

"mollyhall—"

there was a creak. mrs. f stopped. it wasn’t actually a “creak,” so much as this like, prolonged groan? like it’s the sound an elephant would make if it sat on a really large accordion.

i poked my head out of the closet. mrs. f looked at me. elle sat up.

i said, “where’s ginna?”

  • YOU KNOW WHERE GINNA WAS.

"um," said elle, "she’s in the—"

  • GINNA NO

ginna yes.

i really wish i could describe the sound the ceiling made when it collapsed. it sounded a lot like the way losing your breath feels. i sort of remember ginna falling in like, really slow motion, like i could see the expression on her face. i didn’t really think about how i would describe this in words. ginna’s face said:

  • oh no.
  • what have i done?
  • this was a mistake. 
  • i regret a series of decisions that i have made.
  • is there a way out of this?
  • are those oreos under mollyhall’s pillow?
  • why are there oreos under mollyhall’s pillow?
  • mollyhall, you HAVE a food cupboard, what good is a food cupboard if you don’t—
  • oh, crap.

she belly flopped onto the floor. i mean, the girl bounced. and then she just laid there. mrs. f looked at her. elle looked at her. i looked at her, still mostly in the closet. we were all going to get category 4 restriction forever.

ginna said, “hi, mrs. f. i feel like i should explain.”

smilingforthecamera:

grimybear:

i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.

i think about this post every time i do the half jog thing

(Source: habibichic)

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

jaclcfrost:

reading fics is basically like

  • heal what has been hurt
  • change the fates’ design
  • save what has been lost
  • bring back what once was mine
honky-tonk-badonk-adonk:

lol-post:

Well I know where I’m going motor boating this weekend.

I’m laughing so fucking hard

honky-tonk-badonk-adonk:

lol-post:

Well I know where I’m going motor boating this weekend.

I’m laughing so fucking hard

landorus:

the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes

werey0uh0nestwithy0urself:

aminaabramovic:

I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”

like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church

you can literally have it all sis

the world is yours

This is the most inspiring thing I have ever read

whenever my dad sees a roadkill raccoon he sings the pom poko raccoon song

  • shrek one: BEST
  • shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
  • shrek three: bad
  • shrek four: bad
thisisaurlbytheblackkeys:

popular songs from the bands we’ve come to know and love
Ain’t No Rest For The Wicked - Cage The Elephant ✘ The Distance - Cake ✘ Hang Me Up To Dry - Cold War Kids ✘ I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor - Arctic Monkeys ✘ Technologic - Daft Punk ✘ I Will Follow You Into The Dark - Death Cab for Cutie ✘ Dance, Dance - Fall Out Boy ✘ Take Me Out - Franz Ferdinand ✘ Sweater Weather - The Neighbourhood ✘ Naive - The Kooks ✘ I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic! at the Disco ✘ Wonderwall - Oasis ✘ The World At Large - Modest Mouse ✘ Daylight - Matt & Kim ✘ Kids - MGMT ✘ Island In The Sun - Weezer ✘ My Body - Young the Giant ✘ Heads Will Roll - Yeah Yeah Yeahs ✘ What You Know - Two Door Cinema Club ✘ Crystalised - The xx ✘ If You Wanna - The Vaccines ✘ Sweet Disposition - The Temper Trap ✘ A-Punk - Vampire Weekend ✘ Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz ✘ Midnight City - M83 ✘ Californication - Red Hot Chili Peppers ✘ 1979 - The Smashing Pumpkins ✘ Sleepyhead - Passion Pit ✘ Elephant - Tame Impala ✘ Simple Song - The Shins ✘ Such Great Heights - The Postal Service ✘ Tongue Tied - Grouplove ✘ Use Somebody - Kings of Leon ✘ Drive - Incubus ✘ Loser - Beck ✘ Mr. Brightside - The Killers
listen

thisisaurlbytheblackkeys:

popular songs from the bands we’ve come to know and love

Ain’t No Rest For The Wicked - Cage The Elephant ✘ The Distance - Cake ✘ Hang Me Up To Dry - Cold War Kids ✘ I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor - Arctic Monkeys ✘ Technologic - Daft Punk ✘ I Will Follow You Into The Dark - Death Cab for Cutie ✘ Dance, Dance - Fall Out Boy ✘ Take Me Out - Franz Ferdinand ✘ Sweater Weather - The Neighbourhood ✘ Naive - The Kooks ✘ I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic! at the Disco ✘ Wonderwall - Oasis ✘ The World At Large - Modest Mouse ✘ Daylight - Matt & Kim ✘ Kids - MGMT ✘ Island In The Sun - Weezer ✘ My Body - Young the Giant ✘ Heads Will Roll - Yeah Yeah Yeahs ✘ What You Know - Two Door Cinema Club ✘ Crystalised - The xx ✘ If You Wanna - The Vaccines ✘ Sweet Disposition - The Temper Trap ✘ A-Punk - Vampire Weekend ✘ Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz ✘ Midnight City - M83 ✘ Californication - Red Hot Chili Peppers ✘ 1979 - The Smashing Pumpkins ✘ Sleepyhead - Passion Pit ✘ Elephant - Tame Impala ✘ Simple Song - The Shins ✘ Such Great Heights - The Postal Service ✘ Tongue Tied - Grouplove ✘ Use Somebody - Kings of Leon ✘ Drive - Incubus ✘ Loser - Beck ✘ Mr. Brightside - The Killers

listen